A nice parody from Jeff Beard based on the ABA TechShow keynote address.
From LawTech Guru:
“In breaking news today, Lexis and West stunned the legal community by announcing their plans for merging the two legal publishers. Hot on the heels of their combined ABA TECHSHOW keynote, Louis Andreozzi, president and chief executive officer of LexisNexis North American Legal Markets, and Mike Wilens, president of West, jointly announced the merger in an early press conference today.”
Pay particular attention to the last two paragraphs.