An email message promoted from my email archives to my blog on the last day the 2004 Red Sox were world champions (10/26/05).
Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2003 16:47:44 -0500 To: Joe [deleted] From: "Erik J. Heels" [deleted] Subject: [deleted] Greetings, That PS is hilarious! Regards, Erik >P.S. March 4, 2006, The Boston Globe....... > >MAYNARD MA. (AP) HEELS PICKS UP RAMIREZ OFF WAVERS. >Eccentric intellectual property guru and billionaire Erik Heels has picked >up off wavers the remaining three years and $60 million price tag on the >contract of former Red Sox outfielder Manny Ramirez. Heels recently >purchased and moved the now Lowell Expos with a fortune he massed by quietly >registering a trademark for his subsidiary company "Right-Click Software" >and then sued Microsoft a year later, citing hundreds of thousands of >violations in their illegal use of the term throughout their literature. >Heels looks forward to opening day with their new slugger, and expects to >draw a fill house with his "Human Appreciation Night" promotion. "Bring the >kids!", says Heels.
